'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

(Source: nosherlock)

kimpissible:

THERE IS ACTUALLY NOT A BETTER FEELING THAN TO HAVE A BESTFRIEND WHO ALSO THINKS OF U AS THEIR BESTFRIEND

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman)

nahshaw:

this is an actual picture of how my favorite characters are made

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loulock:

I love the Heterochromia!Eren thing <33
Bristly angry kid for angry bristly kid practice~ I’ll post it again when I’m finished with Armin and Mikasa.

loulock:

I love the Heterochromia!Eren thing <33

Bristly angry kid for angry bristly kid practice~ I’ll post it again when I’m finished with Armin and Mikasa.

this didn’t happen in the books

— ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)

purplehairedfraek:

amozon28:

m7angela:

fallenark:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

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(Source: icelikelollies)

When you start to know someone, all their physical characteristics start to disappear. You begin to dwell in their energy, recognize the scent of their skin. You see only the essence of the person, not the shell. That’s why you can’t fall in love with beauty. You can lust after it, be infatuated by it, want to own it. You can love it with your eyes and your body but not your heart. And that’s why, when you really connect with a person’s inner self, any physical imperfections disappear, become irrelevant.

Lisa UngerBeautiful Lies (via psych-facts)

joshpeckofficial:

when you develop a crush on someone that you have no chance with

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illkim:

When that song comes on in public only you know

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herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

blvckgoldenn:


That one friend that acts out when boys are around

blvckgoldenn:

That one friend that acts out when boys are around

(Source: jetpacksunrise)


I know how you feel Phil

I know how you feel Phil

(Source: thewaltvault)