- 1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
- 1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
- 1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
- 1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood
If I had been born a boy, I’d probably win a girl’s heart through words. Not with words, but through letters I’d scatter around for her to find, and she would find them, because she’d know that they were written just for her. Instead of buying her flowers that wilt, I’d paint her one or two on a canvas, as many as she’d like. I’d paint her the world, because I wouldn’t be able to take her around it—at least, I hope, not yet. We’d go on dates to coffee shops and book stores and art museums and indie band gigs while our fingers are intertwined. She’d find mixtapes inside the mailbox on random mornings, and I’d call on rainy evenings to sing her lullabies and lull her to sleep, because I’d know she finds the claps of thunder unsettling. I would never call her pretty, and I’d rather call her breathtaking when she least expects it and catch her off guard, just so she’d understand what she’s going to make me feel every time I get the privilege of gazing into her penumbral eyes. And I’d never tell her I love you because it’s such an easy word to throw away. I’d rather whisper I live for you into her ear every time she feels like dying, and I’d never get tired of letting her know.
So when Cas pulled Dean out of hell he left a handprint on him
so……where’s Sam’s handprint?
*whispers* it’s nowhere above the waist
where did you grab him
someone make a fanart of cas lifting sam on his feet and struggling with the moose-weight
i will love you forever
John, I’m here. I’m back. Look at me, John.
this wins the internet, everyone go home
THE FIRST ONE!!!!!
Oh My God. There has to be more to this. Maybe Ben doing Chewbacca?
This seemed like a good idea so
SOMEONE PUT SMAUG THERE
I really tried. Believe me, I really tried not to make another one, to behave, but couldn’t let this one pass. And kelicus asked me to make Smaug one, so… Sorry, this will be the last, I swear.
I love everything about this fandom.
Seriously, fandom. TWO MONTHS.
Did I say that I would stop making this things? Then scratch that. I saw somebody say “Where is Khan?” and suddenly this happened. Now I can’t trust myself any more, so forget what I’ve said.
This keeps getting better and better. I LOVE YOU. ALL OF YOU.
Sherlock is getting more desperate.
"thats so gay"
*macklemore gasps in the distance*
*lady gaga clenches her chest in pain*
*hilary duff rounds a clothing display and approaches you, looking disappointed*
*benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston trip over each other in their frantic attempts to apologise to the world on your behalf*
*martin freeman points a finger angrily and growls, ‘Now listen here you little shit…’*